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Trailer Wars, Part I

  • May 5, 2009 – 10:46 pm
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  • Tagged alamo drafthouse, blaxploitation, gore, grindhouse portland, italian, martial arts, trailers
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tIf you missed this month’s installment of Portland’s Grindhouse Film Fest series you didn’t just miss another month og kung fu fighting, dismembered bodies, and tales of bloody revenge. You missed the boys from the Alamo Drafthouse taking on local hero Dan Halstead in a battle of the trailers. If you weren’t there, fear not, Deacon Blues will be adding just as many as he can get his hot little hands on. When they’ve all been posted, I will show you the scores I gave each for their efforts. Without any further ado, I bring you, Trailer Wars, continuing all this weak and starting with Team Grindhouse Portland!

Disco Godfather

Truck Turner

TNT Jackson

Sister Street Fighter

Blood Sucking Freaks

Three On A Meathook

Bloody Pit Of Horror

More tomorrow, kiddies. For those interested, the following films have bee reviewed on Grindhouseland:

Blood Sucking Freaks

Sister Street Fighter

Truck Turner

The Beyond

  • April 13, 2009 – 9:04 pm
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  • Tagged gothic, hell, italian, lucio fulci, surreal, zombies
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Lucio Fulci makes more stylish horror than perhaps anyone else in the history of cinema- and yes, I’m including Mario Bava. In The Beyond we see not only his trademark stylish camera work, but also a creeptacular tale of superstition and the supernatural in Louisiana that would rival anything out of the best of H.P. Lovecraft. Fulci wanted to explore the dead and the living bleeding over to one another in the surrealist tradition of his hero Antonin Artaud. A young artist is crucified by a mob who suspect him of witcraft. Sixty years later, at the Seven Doors Hotel, scene of the crucifixion, a young woman begins renovating her inheritance to re-open it for business. The renovation process opens the Seven Gates of Hell. Look for slick camera work, eerie metaphysical happenings, and an atheistic / pessimistic view of the afterlife in the Fulci masterwork, The Beyond.

4.5/5

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Black Sunday

  • April 9, 2009 – 5:53 pm
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  • Tagged gothic, horror, italian, mario bava, vampires
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Mario Bava does what he does best in Black Sunday (originally called La Maschera del Demonio). Highly stylized camera work, shocking images of violence, and organic creepiness make this the most gothic thing on celluloid that wasn’t produced by Hammer or Universal. A vampire / witch is put to death for her dealings with Satan and comes back 200 years later to feast upon the blood of her own descendants. A gripping exploration of feminine sexual violence, and a masterpiece of cinematography, as well as a straight out, fun as all get out thrill ride.

4.5/5

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Today We Kill… Tomorrow We Die!

  • April 2, 2009 – 3:02 am
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  • Tagged dario argento, italian, spaghetti western
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Today We Kill… Tomorrow We Die admittedly has an ace title. And it was penned by Mr. Dario Argento himself. Pretty typical, slow-moving, poorly written spaghetti Western about- shock me, shock me- a man on the hunt for revenge against the man who framed him for a crime he didn’t commit. No angst, not enough violence. Some pretty intense scenes, but slow-moving and with not enough character development to make you care. Good, perhaps even great for a genre die-hard or a total Argento nut, but there’s not much here for the casual fan that can’t be found in better, more interesting pictures.

2/5

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Don’t Torture A Duckling

  • April 1, 2009 – 2:11 am
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  • Tagged don't, giallo, italian, lucio fulci
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Sometimes a classic is a classic for a reason. Sometimes you hear about a movie touching off a million others and see it, and it’s everything you thought it was going to be and more. Don’t Torture A Duckling is such a film. Like Pulp Fiction, it presents a slice-of-life that is vastly out of step with the norm. A small, superstitious Italian town is victimized by a secret killer who hunts young boys. The psycho-sexual tension touches off a sex panic which results in mob violence and terror against innocent victims of small town paranoia. A panopticon of events, it will keep you guessing until the very last reel, as Lucio Fulci deftly uses his directorial role to make a masterpiece of giallo cinema- and with nary a shiny knife or masked killer in sight. For fans of Lucio Fulci and giallo, of course, but Don’t Torture A Duckling is a pitch perfect example of how to make a post-Hitchcockian thriller of the highest order. Not to mention some very slick and stylish camera work.

5/5

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A Bullet For Sandoval

  • April 1, 2009 – 1:01 am
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  • Tagged ernest borgnine, italian, spaghetti western
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A Bullet For Sandoval is a great little spaghetti western with the always amusing Ernest Borgnine. Even his name is funny. Seriously. Say it out loud. “Ernest Borgnine.” This time, the violence isn’t about gold or the fun of playing two gangs against one another, it’s the time tested reason- revenge. A Confederate soldier goes AWOL to marry the woman that he loves on her death bed. Papa Ernest Borgnine isn’t too pleased with this, and sends him away with their illigitemate child. After his child dies in the desert he goes gunning for revenge. Not only is it great fun with lots of violence and a cool looking gang, it’s also heavy on angst of the existential kind. A great example of what would have made for a good time on a Saturday afternoon in 1969 for a kid that liked Westerns but didn’t want to see guys in Roy Rogers style morality tales.

4.5/5

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Django

  • March 31, 2009 – 12:33 am
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  • Tagged django, franco nero, italian, sergio corbucci, spaghetti western
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The spaghetti western that spawned a thousand unofficial sequels, Django is the original coffin-dragging anti-hero. A gun-runner with a GatlingĀ  gun in his coffin, after Django comes to town things will never be the same again. Basically the same story as A Fistfull of Dollars, Django plays a gang of Confederate war veterans against a gang of Mexican bandidos for fun and profit. I can’t imagine how shocked and excited audiences must have been when Django pulled his famous Gatling gun out of the coffin for the first time. Slightly dated, still a ton of fun, Django is deservedly one of the most famous and beloved of the spaghetti westerns.

4/5

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Zombi 2 AKA Zombie

  • March 25, 2009 – 1:40 pm
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  • Tagged horror, italian, lucio fulci, sharks, video nasty, zombies
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Deservedly infamous Lucio Fulci that was, famously, an unofficial sequel to George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead, hence the Italian title Zombi 2. It was released in the United States under the title Zombie. Now that we have the confusing back story out of the way, let’s get down to talking about the movie. “When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth.” This simple premise, combined with an exotic Carribbean location, and primitive natives still practicing the superstitions of voodoo, make for something strangely akin to the Romero world, while at the same time foreign and unique. See the genesis of the Italian infatuation with gory zombie movies in this franchise-starter which became a place for up-and-coming Italian directors to make their bones in heavily stylized horror. Keep your eyes peeled for the famous splinter scene, which is deservedly one of the most infamous scenes in all of Euro-horror. Gruesome, well shot, and with a compelling and creepy story that will have you feeling the Carribbean sweat running down the back of your neck. The final shot easily holds up with the anything in Dawn of the Dead or 28 Days Later.

4.5/5

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Phenomena

  • March 19, 2009 – 7:21 pm
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  • Tagged dario argento, donald pleasance, horror, italian, jennifer connelly, psychic
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Released in the U.S. in a heavily edited version called Creepers, Phenomena starring Jennifer Connelly is a creeptacular horror thriller from Dario Argento. After being shipped away to a Swiss boarding school where a serial killer is offing co-eds, Jennifer Connelly develops the ability to communicate with and command insects. Elements of giallo here and there, including whodunit and a faceless killer wielding very shiny weapons, but very definitely locatable in the 1980s. Bosstacular soundtrack including Motorhead and Iron Maiden and a brutal ending make this one highly recommended.

4/5

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Baron Blood

  • March 17, 2009 – 11:50 am
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  • Tagged giallo, gothic, horror, italian, mario bava
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A great Mario Bava film that’s a total throwback to the golden age of gothic horror, be it Universal or Hammer, Baron Blood also foreshadows the giallo subgenre with its faceless killer and relentless psycho-sexual neurosis. As Bava fans already know, he isn’t as interested in things like character and plot development as he is in crafting lush, beautiful cinematography. Baron Blood is no exception. Still, the occult-tinged tale of a young man in search of his aristocratic heritage is worth watching even if you have no interest in things like mise-en-scen.

3.5/5

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